Jokes Quote by Doug Benson Download Open image “Everyone wants to look good in photographs, even us trolls who tell jokes.” — Doug Benson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes Looks Photograph Photography Troll Want
I like there to be a joke in practically every photo I take. Nobody has the right to make photography boring. — Norman Parkinson Copy Share Image
When someone says to you, 'Oh, I don't take a good picture,' what they mean is they haven't come to terms with how they… — Martin Parr Copy Share Image
Think photographs should be provocative and not tell you what you already know. It takes no great powers or magic to reproduce somebody's face… — Duane Michals Copy Share Image
You've got to deal with how photographs look, what's there, not how they're made. — Garry Winogrand Copy Share Image
I photograph people as I find them. But people have issues about how they look. — Martin Parr Copy Share Image
I've been criticised for pretty, smiley photographs, but at least someone is happy! In my mind, I am always giving the image to the… — Mario Testino Copy Share Image
I know that if I were to take ugly photographs, no one would be interested in looking at them. — Chris Jordan Copy Share Image
“We photographers are a despicable bunch. We take photographs. The best of us do not show people as they wish to be seen, instead,… — Waswo X. Waswo Copy Share Image
In a media culture, we not only judge strangers by how they look but by the images of how they look. So we want… — Virginia Postrel Copy Share Image
Ive been criticised for pretty, smiley photographs, but at least someone is happy! In my mind, I am always giving the image to the… — Mario Testino Copy Share Image
Why is the majority of people & things today based on image, like if someone does'nt meet your attractive status ,people think they have… — Syoung Copy Share Image
I grew up in San Diego, so it wasn't hard to move to L.A. to get into show business, but I did the standard… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
It's easier to do comedy with an audience, because their reactions tell you whether or not what your saying qualifies as comedy. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I've grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
I know there's a lot of nasty humor directed at celebrities, but my feeling is, in most cases, they deserve it. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Big deal... the only cats that don't have three legs are the ones with two through zero legs. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Has anybody here ever been driving along in their car, smoking a cigarette, and you flick it out the window, and you drive for… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
A talking dog is not the answer. That's not a way to convince people not to smoke pot. If animals started talking to me,… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
I think there is much more storytelling in stand-up now. Less emphasis on the joke. Jokes are still important, but it feels like a… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Stand-up is a very scary, very solitary profession, but you have to experience it to figure out if it's right for you. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
People come to me with ideas for shows, and I certainly am thinking of stuff all the time. And it's always like, you know,… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
