Big deal Quote by Doug Benson Download Open image “Big deal... the only cats that don't have three legs are the ones with two through zero legs.” — Doug Benson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Big deal Bigs Cat Deals Legs Three Three legs Two Zero
“A cat that has lost one leg will run on three legs. That's not a sad thing at all. Run.” — Kaori Ozaki Copy Share Image
Two-legged creatures we are supposed to love as we love ourselves. The four-legged, also, can come to seem pretty important. But six legs are… — Joseph Wood Krutch Copy Share Image
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
“A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs.” — Sarah Thompson Copy Share Image
Cats know, comin' out of four, they better be standin' on it, else they'll be standin' in it. — Richard Petty Copy Share Image
How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn't make… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
Yes I love cats, I love dogs, I love all animals - anything on four legs with fur on more or less qualifies. — Princess Michael of Kent Copy Share Image
I grew up in San Diego, so it wasn't hard to move to L.A. to get into show business, but I did the standard… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
It's easier to do comedy with an audience, because their reactions tell you whether or not what your saying qualifies as comedy. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I've grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
I know there's a lot of nasty humor directed at celebrities, but my feeling is, in most cases, they deserve it. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Has anybody here ever been driving along in their car, smoking a cigarette, and you flick it out the window, and you drive for… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
A talking dog is not the answer. That's not a way to convince people not to smoke pot. If animals started talking to me,… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
I think there is much more storytelling in stand-up now. Less emphasis on the joke. Jokes are still important, but it feels like a… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Stand-up is a very scary, very solitary profession, but you have to experience it to figure out if it's right for you. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
People come to me with ideas for shows, and I certainly am thinking of stuff all the time. And it's always like, you know,… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
There was always, along the way in my career, as more and more I made marijuana a part of my act and my life,… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“But in the parent department, he had won the lottery. So, he'd always known that when he finally told them, they'd make him feel… — John Corey Whaley Copy Share Image
“Perspective is everything. If your “why” is big enough, you can deal with almost any “what.” — Nelson Searcy Copy Share Image
Making sure that people have access to preventive medicine for the first time ever as a nation? That's a big deal. — Brad Schneider Copy Share Image
“You weren't out there that long, were you? I can't bear to think that no one found you right away." Noah shook his head.… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
Everyone's just laughing at me. I hate it. Big breasts, big ass, big deal, Can't I be anything else ? Gee, how long can… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
“Eventually, Edgard said, “She doesn’t know anything about me. Not even that we were roping partners. Not that we were…” He looked at Trevor… — Lorelei James Copy Share Image
Humility simply means that you do a great job at everything and it isn't really a big deal. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
“Being responsible for someone’s childhood is a big deal. We not only create our own memories, but we create our child’s memories.” — Rachel Macy Stafford Copy Share Image
I've never been truly closeted on the air; it's just something I never really made a big deal out of because I never felt… — Elvis Duran Copy Share Image
Tom Stafford was an odd character, you know - a brilliant guy. He looked weird and I think he took a really defensive attitude… — Donnie Fritts Copy Share Image
When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image