Animal Quote by Doug Benson

If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.

— Karel Capek

If dogs could start talking ..........

— Vikrant Parsai

I talked to Snoop Doggy Dog today. Well I'm not sure if you could really call it talked because I could hardly understand what…

— Marilyn Manson

If dogs could talk, the whole world would look stupid. Dogs see, hear and understand, what we don't

— Florya99

Dogs have a lot to communicate to a person willing to listen.

— Susan Butcher

So a police man came up to me with a sniffer dog & said, This dog tells me you're on drugs.I'm on drugs? You're…

— Anonymous

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.

— Orhan Pamuk

Smoking pot makes people talk for long periods of time, for instance, so people who advocate pot won't shut the hell up about it.

— Doug Benson

I speak with dogs frequently. They don't really talk, but I feel they're communicating.

— Bill Nye

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a…

— Mark Twain

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

— Andy Rooney

Lots of people talk to animals... Not very many listen, though... That's the problem.

— Benjamin Hoff