Car Quote by Doug Benson

There are times when I've had ideas walking down the street that I thought were great, and the minute I got onstage, I would…

— Gilbert Gottfried

Performing my show is something I constantly think about.

— David Copperfield

I get an idea about something. I just start thinking about it, and then I get onstage and I talk about it, and then…

— Lewis Black

I like to write my shows coming up with the stupidest things I can think of then finding a way I can incorporate a…

— Jinkx Monsoon

I love the challenge of having an audience know what you're thinking without having to tell the audience what you're thinking.

— Jeffrey Dean Morgan

I try not to think too much about what the audience is thinking and what they think I should do.

— Kim Gordon

Often the ideas in the show start out as ideas that make you laugh - outrageous "what if" ideas. I wanted an outlet for…

— Charlie Brooker

It's always nice to know people are watching and having their own ideas about things and it's nice when your audience starts trying to…

— Vincent Kartheiser

With the success of a show, you get an opportunity to call attention to things that you believe in.

— Bradley Whitford

I approach every show from the same fundamental perspective: this is a conversation, and my job is to make people leave the show feeling…

— James Vincent McMorrow

In our show, we try to think about consequences, not about tricking the audience or hiding things to fool the audience.

— Peter Gould

I feel like there's a voice in my head, always, telling me every idea is brilliant, and another telling me every idea is the…

— B. J. Novak