“When am I going to learn to stop questioning authority and just eat the Soylent Green?” — Red Tash Authority Copy Share Image
“Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so...twat-ish just then.” — Red Tash Funny Copy Share Image
“There were lots of things in this lifetime that I'd doubted, precious little I'd known for sure. But in that moment, I… — Red Tash Doubted Copy Share Image
“Say what you want about fairies, but you haven't rocked out until you've heard Smoke on the Water played on a harpsichord.… — Red Tash Fairies Copy Share Image
“I envisioned him tied in a chair, an iron arrow pointed at his brow. Ah, the power of positive thinking.” — Red Tash Dark fantasy Copy Share Image
“You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a cackling drug lord than accept your apology.” — Red Tash Drug-lord Copy Share Image
“What good is it, being two stranded British fops in the heart of America, if we don't announce it on Halloween by… — Red Tash British-humor Copy Share Image
“It was a crypt where music played to masses of the dead, and McJagger was their desolate pharaoh, a walking mummified king.… — Red Tash Concert Copy Share Image
“I would have said sacrificing one of his own kind was a new low for Jag, but honestly? Jag was a bottomless… — Red Tash Dark fantasy Copy Share Image
“So confusing. It was some kind of magic, I knew that for sure, but I didn't understand the subtleties of it all.… — Red Tash Confusing Copy Share Image
“He looked up at the round, stained glass window in front of him, a blurred kaleidoscope backlit in the morning sun. It… — Red Tash Bible Copy Share Image
“A sign read "Free drinks for billiards competitors only." Hand-lettered below read "All others will pay." It was written in blood. I… — Red Tash Billiards Copy Share Image
“If Liana wanted to fight over Harlow, she was going to lose. Not that I liked him that way. That was to… — Red Tash Coming-soon Copy Share Image
“There was nothing but power, and those who hadn't yet found the tap. (Greachin)” — Red Tash Horror Copy Share Image
“They’re distracted. Good thing about living in the landfill,” he said. “Lots here to catch the attention of the fae. They’re so… — Red Tash Adhd Copy Share Image
“Oh, hell. You're a fairy," I said. "Yeah," he said. "You know, they call it 'being gay' nowadays, but sure, whatever.” — Red Tash Fairy Copy Share Image
“She took a deep breath. "Let me begin again." If this girl wanted to play ball in front of her department head,… — Red Tash Academia Copy Share Image
