Humor Quote by Red Tash Download Open image ““He guffawed. Motherfucker seriously guffawed.”” — Red Tash ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Have I come at a bad time?" she managed to say without guffawing. I believe I said something on the order of "argh," and… — Jeffrey Cohen Copy Share Image
“You care if I say motherfucking around you? I smile. I'd be fucking offended if you didn't. Hank laughs, slaps his knee. That's my… — James Frey Copy Share Image
“Why are you so embarrassed?” he asked playfully. “So you passed out during an attempted blowjob. Who doesn’t?” — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“His jaw was clenched, and he’d flushed. Jealous as fuck. Before I could check myself, Lush turned to follow my gaze. He guffawed. “I… — Megan Erickson Copy Share Image
“My fist to his mouth interrupted what I was sure was going to be a riveting come-on.” — Miranda Martin Copy Share Image
“Ummhmmm. That man just melted the panties right off me with his eyes.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“He looked between the plate of muffins he swore just moved and her tee shirt that needed to be incinerated and shook his head.… — Mathewson R.L. Perfection A Neighbor from Hell Copy Share Image
“Crazy moment!! When you suddenly laughed because you remember something funny and then realised that strangers were lookin at you weirdly (why the hell… — Khaled Copy Share Image
“He did not seem fazed by the shimmer of light in the air, or the two wet teenagers in their underwear shivering behind it.” — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
“I laughed uneasily. “Jeez, you guys make it sound like I was on the brink of death or something. I just fainted.” (Sabina)” — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“What good is it, being two stranded British fops in the heart of America, if we don't announce it on Halloween by wearing enormous… — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“Say what you want about fairies, but you haven't rocked out until you've heard Smoke on the Water played on a harpsichord. ~Harlow” — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“It was a crypt where music played to masses of the dead, and McJagger was their desolate pharaoh, a walking mummified king. I remembered… — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a cackling drug lord than accept your apology.” — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so...twat-ish just then.” — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“I envisioned him tied in a chair, an iron arrow pointed at his brow. Ah, the power of positive thinking.” — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“I would have said sacrificing one of his own kind was a new low for Jag, but honestly? Jag was a bottomless pit of… — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“A sign read "Free drinks for billiards competitors only." Hand-lettered below read "All others will pay." It was written in blood. I could tell… — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“There were lots of things in this lifetime that I'd doubted, precious little I'd known for sure. But in that moment, I knew I… — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“He looked up at the round, stained glass window in front of him, a blurred kaleidoscope backlit in the morning sun. It glowed. The… — Red Tash Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
