Jokes are over and we are at strokers, the devil is a liar modasuckas — Michael Blackson Comedy Copy Share Image
Lil wayne and that squirrel climbin on yo tree outside look like twins. — Michael Blackson Lil wayne Copy Share Image
Bullshit, motherfucker! Do you know who you are fucking with? — Michael Blackson Bullshit Copy Share Image
You look like the playa-hater who sold me this shit. Give me back my damn money right now, and I don't have… — Michael Blackson Money Copy Share Image
Oh, shit! Please, don't hurt me! Please! This's John Blaze; I can get jiggy with this! — Michael Blackson Blaze Copy Share Image
2 pac not dead mon..he in africa mon...i was chilling with him last week modasucka...he a cool dude — Michael Blackson Rapper Copy Share Image
Yes, what is this? Huh? This is whack! I can't get jiggy with this shit! Where's your damn manager, that pink motherfucker? — Michael Blackson Management Copy Share Image
One time I was standing next to lil wayne and this ugly modafucka made me look like aDIME PIECE no homo modafuckas — Michael Blackson Lil wayne Copy Share Image
WTF mon dis big fat black african bitch just walked in the store singing Webbie song "what is it" — Michael Blackson Copy Share Image
Motherfuckers. You motherfuckers! What the fuck is this? You motherfuckers! — Michael Blackson Copy Share Image
Gurl: Make Me Cum Michael: Where The Fuck U Going ? Gurl: Eat Me Out Michael:Im Not Hungry Gurl :Ride Me ...Michael… — Michael Blackson French kiss Copy Share Image
This is me in my Easter suit *public laughs* What the fuck is so funny! — Michael Blackson Laughter Copy Share Image
Gucci Mane look like a African roach one of dem big modafuckas — Michael Blackson Gucci mane Copy Share Image
Yes I'm the sexy african nigga from Repos and Next Friday.. — Michael Blackson Next Friday Copy Share Image
Bitch don't compare us africans to haitians. That's like comparing bloods n crips.. — Michael Blackson Africans Copy Share Image
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the f**k… — Michael Blackson Astronomy Copy Share Image
She said make me cum I said where you going? She said eat me out I said 'I'm not hungry. She said… — Michael Blackson French kiss Copy Share Image