Quote by Michael Blackson Download Open image “Oh, shit! Please, don't hurt me! Please! This's John Blaze; I can get jiggy with this!” — Michael Blackson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Yes, what is this? Huh? This is whack! I can't get jiggy with this shit! Where's your damn manager, that pink motherfucker? — Michael Blackson Copy Share Image
I'm gonna jizz all in you're face! I'm gonna wreck this fuckin' place! — Blood On The Dance Floor Copy Share Image
“YANNI “JOHNNY” BACOLAS: I would always tell him, “Layne [Staley], why don’t you take off, go to some deserted island, hire the best counselors, and just kick this shit? Go for six months if you have to.” And his rebuttal was, “Johnny, I have celebrity status and I have a lot of money. I could fly planes out to deliver… — greg prato Copy Share
LL Cool J should be the spokesman for a line of pajamas called Ladies Love Cool Jammies. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Marconi said, "I see you have your instruments. Can any of you sing? The old spirituals work best." John said, "I can sing." I said, "No, you can't, John." "Well, I play the guitar." "So can I," said Big Jim. "We have two guitars." I said, "This could not be any stupider." John said, "Dave, you remember the words to… — David Wong Copy Share
Nobody really wants us. So let us watch and say jaggy things, in the hope that some of them will hurt. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Jose: Do not drop me senor Jeff:i wont drop you,jose Jose:then i be jose jalapeno on the floor Peanut:do a little tap dance and… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
2 pac not dead mon..he in africa mon...i was chilling with him last week modasucka...he a cool dude — Michael Blackson Copy Share Image
Jokes are over and we are at strokers, the devil is a liar modasuckas — Michael Blackson Copy Share Image
Motherfuckers. You motherfuckers! What the fuck is this? You motherfuckers! — Michael Blackson Copy Share Image
Yes, what is this? Huh? This is whack! I can't get jiggy with this shit! Where's your damn manager, that pink motherfucker? — Michael Blackson Copy Share Image
Lil wayne and that squirrel climbin on yo tree outside look like twins. — Michael Blackson Copy Share Image
