Fairy Quote by Red Tash

“What good is it, being two stranded British fops in the heart of America, if we don't announce it on Halloween by wearing enormous…

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“Say what you want about fairies, but you haven't rocked out until you've heard Smoke on the Water played on a harpsichord. ~Harlow”

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“It was a crypt where music played to masses of the dead, and McJagger was their desolate pharaoh, a walking mummified king. I remembered…

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“You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a cackling drug lord than accept your apology.”

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“He was six years old this time, and ancient.”

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“Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so...twat-ish just then.”

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“Only the wicked understand the ways of the wicked, my dear.”

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“I envisioned him tied in a chair, an iron arrow pointed at his brow. Ah, the power of positive thinking.”

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“I would have said sacrificing one of his own kind was a new low for Jag, but honestly? Jag was a bottomless pit of…

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“A sign read "Free drinks for billiards competitors only." Hand-lettered below read "All others will pay." It was written in blood. I could tell…

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“There were lots of things in this lifetime that I'd doubted, precious little I'd known for sure. But in that moment, I knew I…

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“He looked up at the round, stained glass window in front of him, a blurred kaleidoscope backlit in the morning sun. It glowed. The…

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