“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
CONSULTING: If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“everything is normal we have our tv and mcdonalds people wash their cars on their driveways on a sunday afternoon and mow… — U.V. Ray Copy Share Image
“Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how… — Justin Sewell Copy Share Image
“There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.” — Justin Sewell Copy Share Image
“Just imagine how terrible it might have been if we’d been at all competent.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Although some people think women are inferior to men, I think it's a privilege to be a woman. There are so many… — Jessica Angelina Birch Copy Share Image
“You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.” — Justin Sewell Copy Share Image
“TEAMWORK: A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.” — Justin Sewell Copy Share Image
“Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.” — Justin Sewell Copy Share Image
“Furthermore, having lost faith in himself, he thought it his duty to undermine the nation's faith in itself.” — Nathanael West Copy Share Image
“When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteor hurtling to the Earth which… — Justin Sewell Copy Share Image
“Life is a bitch. Not even the bitch that fucks everyone but you. She's the bitch with AIDS that doesn't want to… — Adam Ketcheson Copy Share Image
