Demotivational Quote by Konrad Download Open image ““Accept that you're just a product, not a gift.”” — Konrad ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Demotivational Depressing Life Philosophy Universe
“A gift, to be a gift, has to be accepted. Otherwise it lies like a burden between people.” — Robert Fisher Copy Share Image
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“Sometimes the greatest gift you can give someone is to accept whatever it is they’ve got to offer you” — Anna Humphrey Copy Share Image
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“But it is never about who has given what. That is not the way of gifts. This is not a business we are conducting.” — Ann Patchett Copy Share Image
“Give me a sword and I will slay a man, give me a voice and I will slay a country.” — Konrad Copy Share Image
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CONSULTING: If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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“There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.” — Justin Sewell Copy Share Image
“Just imagine how terrible it might have been if we’d been at all competent.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
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“You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.” — Justin Sewell Copy Share Image
