Funny Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Garbage Garbage trucks Humor Late Marriage humor Marriage jokes Ran Too late Truck Wife Yelling
“If we weren’t running late already, I’d pull this truck onto a dirt road and show her just what she does to me.” — Jiffy Kate Copy Share Image
“I should just open the car door and throw her out of the moving vehicle for what she did to me tonight, but I… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“ Run , she told herself. Run, you idiot, run. But she didn't. She couldn't. She just... couldn't.” — Ilsa J. Bick Copy Share Image
“I wanted to run at her, hit her, scream, but I was frozen in place.” — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“She didn’t want me to be late. “Sounds painful,” I said. She didn’t care. “It’s money. We need the money.” Then she hung up.… — J.D. Trafford Copy Share Image
“It says here she held up a Frito-Lay truck?” “Apparently she was on that no-carbohydrate diet, got her period and snapped when she saw… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
What gave it away? When she loaded me bound and gagged into the back of her truck? Or when she actually said. "I'm ready… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“What was she supposed to do, reach in and start pulling stuff out? Shit, what was she doing, why was she doing this? How… — Stacia Kane Copy Share Image
“I got out of the truck, half-hoping she would be too sleepy to walk. I wanted to carry her. She brought out the caveman… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
“Wouldn’t have expected someone as determined as you are to run.” She threw a pissed-off-woman look over her shoulder. “I’m not running. I’m regrouping… — Meghan March Copy Share Image
“I make sure she gets to the front of the dormitory building before kicking the bike back into gear. I take off, head full,… — Teagan Kade Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image