Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and halfway closed there after. — James Dobson Copy Share Image
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. — Madeleine de Scudery Copy Share Image
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
