Like a garbage truck, we need a 'lie-truck' which will collect lies from everyone's houses every morning, even every hour! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Time magazine put Chris Christie on the cover with the caption, 'The Elephant in the Room.' And People magazine named him 'Sexiest… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image