Funny Quote by Minnie Pearl

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, its not so hot.

— Anonymous

Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

— Minnie Pearl

Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.

— Laurence J. Peter

Marriage is like a barbecue. When you light a barbecue, it's very exciting to see the flames. That's lovely, but you have to wait…

— Howard Jacobson

It's not just about getting married, it's so much about staying married.

— Anonymous

Marriage is like a vacuum cleaner. You stick it to your ear and it sucks out all your energy and ambition.

— Marlo Thomas

When a woman gets married it is like jumping into a hole in the ice in the middle of winter: you do it once…

— Maxim Gorky

You get excited about getting married, aight, but after you're married for awhile, you gotta have a process to make it work, aight.

— Nick Saban

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other…

— Anonymous

Getting married feels normal.

— Brandi Cyrus

Getting married isn't going to make your relationship better. It's just a ceremony.

— Rob Lowe

Getting married is an adventure. Because when you're getting married, you're doing something you don't know anything about. Did you ever think of that?

— L. Ron Hubbard