I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
It is sometimes essential for a husband and a wife to quarrel - they get to know each other better. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
The only time I ever look good dancing is if I'm next to my dad at a wedding. — Cat Deeley Copy Share Image
Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot. — Minnie Pearl Copy Share Image
Marriage is the perfection which love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other...… — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so… — Minnie Pearl Copy Share Image
My mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love… — Armistead Maupin Copy Share Image
