Antlers Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I can't cook a thing.

— Peter Morton

I can't cook.

— Rita Ora

I don't cook. My mother didn't cook. My daughter doesn't cook.

— Erica Jong

I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.

— Bill Hader

The wife is the best cook, so I've been leaving the cooking to her.

— Joe Thornton

I cannot cook to save my life - I microwave everything or it's simply scrambled eggs on toast.

— Limahl

Neither me or my wife are any good at cooking.

— Russell Howard

My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I can't cook, at all. I would not know how to make coffee. I took cooking classes, so I know how to make chocolate…

— Barbra Streisand

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

— Robert Frost

I'm a good cook, but I can't bake.

— Sue Perkins

I don't cook very well at all. I'm the girl that can't make scrambled eggs.

— Mandy Moore