Antlers Quote by Ellen DeGeneres

Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because…

— Ellen DeGeneres

Have you seen the deer heads on the walls of bars, the ones wearing party hats, sunglasses and streamers? I feel sorry for them…

— Ellen DeGeneres

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I…

— Ellen DeGeneres

I welcome any opportunity to cook game for the uninitiated. They always, and I mean always, come away from the meal with a positive…

— Steven Rinella

Deer won't trust their eyes, and they won't trust their ears, but they'll always trust their sense of smell.

— Steven Rinella

I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.

— Anonymous

I shot me a nice deer, and I hung it on the den wall in my house. My neighbor comes over and he says,…

— Bill Engvall

Deerstalking would be a very fine sport if only the deer had guns.

— W. S. Gilbert

I like deer. They're kinda cool.

— Forrest Griffin

I was not meant to go deer hunting every fall.

— Frances Fisher

I bear to the wisdom of Sir Philip Sidney, who said that next to hunting he liked hawking worst. However, though he may have…

— Frances Osborne

Well, the first and only time I went hunting, I shot a deer, and it mortified me. I just couldn't do it again. But…

— Channing Tatum