“Yes, when I get big and have my own home, no plush chairs and lace curtains for me. And no rubber plants.… — Betty Smith Copy Share Image
How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Alas, poor Yorick! How surprised he would be to see how his counterpart of today is whisked off to a funeral parlor… — Jessica Mitford Copy Share Image
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
When the commission finds that a pig has entered the parlor, the exercise of its regulatory power does not depend on proof… — John Paul Stevens Copy Share Image
To throw the Christian into the furnace is to put him into Christ's parlor; for lo! Jesus Christ is walking with him. — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying for their hair. When… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I do want to get married. It's a nice idea. Though I think husbands are like tattoos--you should wait until you come… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
About the presence of death and dying I don't remember the society in the 1950s being so skittish as it has since… — Lewis H. Lapham Copy Share Image
It takes more than some mind games, a couple of parlor tricks, to get under my skin. — Triple H Copy Share Image
A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place - like a pig in the parlor instead of the… — George Sutherland Copy Share Image
I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo,… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
We are apt to imagine that this hubbub of Philosophy, Literature, and Religion, which is heard in pulpits, lyceums, and parlors, vibrates… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
After searching for a space, I parked behind the tattoo parlor in front of a sign that said NO PARKING. Since it… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I think [James] Joyce sometimes enjoyed misleading his readers. He said to me that history was like that parlor game where someone… — Sylvia Beach Copy Share Image
I was always told to be a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlor and a wh--e in the bedroom. — Melissa Gorga Copy Share Image
Sophie has a gift," she said. "She has the Sight. She can see what others do not. In her old life she… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
What really takes me back is when I'm walking around the Lower East Side, because we went to so many places [there]… — Jancee Dunn Copy Share Image
For this, to be sure, from the child's primer down to the last newspaper, every theater and every movie house, every advertising… — Adolf Hitler Copy Share Image
PIANO, n. A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor. It is operated by depressing the keys of the machine and the… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Yes, I heard my people singing!-in the glow of parlor coal-stove and on summer porches sweet with lilac air, from choir loft… — Paul Robeson Copy Share Image