Building Quote by Mitch Hedberg

When an elevator brings u upstairs, you better send it back down in order to bring others up!

— Dikembe Mutombo

I hate getting off the elevator on the wrong floor? Anyone ever do that... and then you have to turn around and face those…

— Brian Regan

Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?'

— Rodney Dangerfield

That panic moment when: The elevator doors don't open right away and you think you're gonna be trapped there.

— Anonymous

When you reach the top, you should remember to send the elevator back down for the others.

— Edith Piaf

Why are people getting on elevators shocked to find people getting off elevators?

— Brian Regan

When you get to the top, don't forget to send the elevator down for the next guy.

— Stan Kenton

When you take the elevator to the top, please remember to send it back down so someone else might use it.

— Dikembe Mutombo

Theres no elevator, you have to take the steps.

— Anonymous

The elevator to success is out of order, but the stairs are always open.

— Zig Ziglar

I'm fucking in a elevator

— Ed Sheernan

Hold the door for a lady. Wait until a lady is out of the elevator.

— Waris Ahluwalia