Situational-humour Quote by Douglas Adams

"What's up?" "I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there."

— Douglas Adams

“Sorry, did I say something wrong?" said Marvin, dragging himself on regardless. "Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't…

— Douglas Adams

Marvin trudged on down the corridor, still moaning. "...and then of course I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left…

— Douglas Adams

Come on,” he droned, “I’ve been ordered to take you down to the bridge. Here I am, brain the size of a planet and…

— Douglas Adams

What's up?" [asked Ford.] I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there.

— Douglas Adams

“What do you want to do Marvin?" croaked Alex, and then coughed the frog out. "Excuse me?" "Apart from being a milk operative. I…

— Zadie Smith

“Russell?” “Yeah! You got my back now?” Russell asks in a sour tone, looking over the railing from the tower above. “’Cuz one of…

— Amy A. Bartol

“We’ll go by helicopter to Seattle?” “Yes.” “Why?” He grins wickedly. “Because I can. Finish your breakfast.” How can I eat now? I’m going…

— E.L. James

“My gaze swung back to the elevator. Part of me wanted to stay to see what the hell an origin was and why they…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Silly human is trying to get himself killed. Zoltan turned toward the voice but saw only a dog resting on a porch a few…

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“Do you ever stand in here with that garage door open?" "No I do not." "Interesting," Clark said.”

— John Corey Whaley

“Take me! You need a companion.” “Yep,” I said. “And I’m going with Lockwood.” In fact, I had to hurry. I could hear him…

— Jonathan Stroud