Funny Quote by Green Monk

Facebook is developing, and so are we. Timeline is a big step in the evolution of how we manage our identity online - and…

— Anonymous

We all have a timeline. Most of us don't live like we have a timeline.

— Steve Gleason

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

— Anonymous

Timeliness is best in all matters.

— Hesiod

On Facebook, your past comes into your present when someone from your second grade class suddenly pops up to send you a message, and…

— Douglas Rushkoff

Facebook is like a fridge. Even though you know nothing new is going on, you still go and aimlessly check every 10 minutes.

— Bubbly

Facebook has gone from a nice-and-boring social network to becoming an identity layer of the web. It is where nearly a billion people are…

— Om Malik

I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out.

— Anonymous

Facebook isn't a waste of time, it's important, it um, let's me, um, yeah OK it's a waste of time but you do it…

— Ash Sweeney

A facebook is a social networking site where you can connect with current day and past friends.

— Anonymous

Social media allows me to pick my times for social interaction.

— Guy Kawasaki

Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.

— ProudLesbian