Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

I love Facebook. I could brush my teeth with Facebook.

— Isaiah Washington

In the early days, I loved Facebook. I loved being able to keep tabs on hundreds of college classmates all at once, of being…

— Sarah Jeong

Facebook turned me down. It was a great opportunity to connect with some fantastic people. Looking forward to life’s next adventure.

— Brian Acton

I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . . . lunch…

— Danish

I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that…

— Anonymous

Honestly, I hate Facebook - it has nothing on Myspace. I loved how weird and crappy and wild and trashy it was. Then there…

— Alex Scally

I don't really use Facebook, because I find it a bit intrusive on your personal life.

— Tom Odell

Facebook is a really exciting place trying to do something really important that I really believe in. And it matters.

— Sheryl Sandberg

I love facebook its like apart of me. And who ever put Facebook is like jail bring baq and its not jail isa fun…

— Jay'Da

Im so addicted to facebook I can log-in with my eyes close.

— Asheya

I love Facebook and Twitter. Twitter helps me understand and interact with my fans, and Facebook is more for keeping up with my close…

— Sammi Giancola

We all used Facebook out of curiosity and it ended as an addiction.

— Anonymous