Funny facebook status Quote by Asheya Download Open image “Im so addicted to facebook I can log-in with my eyes close.” — Asheya ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . . . lunch… — Danish Copy Share Image
You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know your addicted to facebook when you keep looking if anyone likes your status... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a fridge. When youre bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if theres anything good in… — Bilal Zahoor Copy Share Image
I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a fridge. When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in… — Aicel Copy Share Image
Become addicted to facebook is like loving someone without knowing the reasons... — Dezdexterm Copy Share Image
I used to do Facebook but you get a little too wrapped up in that stuff. Its more distracting than anything so I don't… — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
Just remember: any bitch before me was a mistake and any bitch after me is a downgrade. — Asheya Copy Share Image
The ones that you love the most are usually the ones that hurt you the most. How unbelievably twisted yet true. You believe that you are the strong and independent one when you let that one person in. You believe that everything will always be fine. How could this one person ever hurt me>? The lucky few that get in… — Asheya Copy Share
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep. — Asheya Copy Share Image
1. When People see you Lying Down, With Ur Eyes Closed, they Ask: Are You Sleeping? (No! I'm Trying to Die?) 2. When It's Raining & Someone Notices You going Out, they Ask: Are You Going Out In this Rain? (No, In The Next one.) 3. Your Friend Calls on your Landline: Where are you? (At the Bus Stop!) 4.… — Asheya Copy Share
When you are in love and get hurt, it's like a cut...it will heal, but there will always be a scar. How true, you can love someone so much that it hurts. No matter what when the trust is broken or you get hurt, true, you can heal. You can can grow and forgive, but can you truly forget? Not… — Asheya Copy Share
YOU KNOW ITS GOING TO BE A GOOD STORY WHEN IT STARTS OFF WITH 'SO THIS BITCH' — Asheya Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
