Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . . . lunch…

— Danish

Become addicted to facebook is like loving someone without knowing the reasons...

— Dezdexterm

Well, c'mon, everyone is a Facebook addict!

— Carlos Pena, Jr

Facebook is like guys they keep coming back even know you don't care and you check then out for a while till you get…

— Anonymous

I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that…

— Anonymous

Facebook is kind of like a refrigerator. You get bored & keep checking, but nothing ever changes

— Itsme867

Liking your own Facebook status Is like high fiving yourself in public.

— Anonymous

Im so addicted to facebook I can log-in with my eyes close.

— Asheya

Facebook is like a fridge. Even though you know nothing new is going on, you still go and aimlessly check every 10 minutes.

— Bubbly

Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.

— ProudLesbian

I felt like if I was on Facebook, I would probably spend my days looking at people's profiles, seeing what they do, and feeling…

— Camille Henrot

Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...

— Anonymous