Facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Girls High school
I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook Timeline is an excellent graphical and visual representation to show how you wasted all your precious time in the past... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a refrigerator. I keep checking, but nothing ever changes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't get Facebook until I was maybe a junior or senior in high school. — Emily Meade Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes. — ProudLesbian Copy Share Image
“Facebook is big. Bigger than Justin Bieber or Ashton Kutcher's Twitter following. Hell, it's even bigger than obesity and possibly just as lethal!” — Gemini Adams Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The one thing I absolutely hate about social media are the people who abuse it. Whenever I see a person who constantly posts negative… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
