Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Facebook check-in; helping guys stalk women since 2011.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Welcome to facebook, where you can stalk your exes, freak out your frends, and go from normal to bi polor in 30 secounds! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like guys they keep coming back even know you don't care and you check then out for a while till you get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook, Twitter...Welcome to The 21st Century...Where Someone can stalk you without leaving the couch!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is great for women and men. We are enormously flexible. We care a lot about great opportunities for women, we push ourselves to… — Sheryl Sandberg Copy Share Image
“Dear FB Friends, Fuck Facebook!!!!! — It has proven to be worthless as a book-selling device, and is nothing but a repository for perverts,… — James Ellroy Copy Share Image
Facebook is that successful guy you're supposed to want to date, but you can't keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner.… — Jennifer Harrison Copy Share Image
Nothing makes me feel more grown up than using Facebook for actual social networking instead of stalking my exes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like jail. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
