Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “You know you spend too much time online when you start double clicking on your light switches.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Time
That's what the internet is: it's like bombarding your eyeballs with these myriad blinking colour lights. It's like trying to watch a movie on… — Michel Gondry Copy Share Image
I used to go online all the time, and then I had to stop myself... because I'm a writer, and it's like: to have… — Mike White Copy Share Image
I play my Switch a lot when I'm traveling, when I'm on the bus or things like that. — Johnny Gargano Copy Share Image
I'm not big on awareness about what's going on online but usually if you do too much online stuff then you usually bump into… — Alice Eve Copy Share Image
The Internet is so crazy, and you're exposed to so many things. In an hour, you can really jump around. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“Jordan Grafman, head of the cognitive neuroscience unit at the National Institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke, explains that the constant shifting of our… — Nicholas Carr Copy Share Image
I have this really bad habit of doing things on the Internet and forgetting that the whole world is going to see it. — Maisie Williams Copy Share Image
Just when you think you can't go on, somewhere a little light comes on. — Sophie Flack Copy Share Image
“Multitasking is a highly overrated thing if you ask me. Today, we do everything in twos and threes. There is no longer time to… — Anirudh Arun Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image