Dad Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “If I had a $1.00 for every time my dad called me a failure…I wouldn't be a failure anymore” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dad Failure Funny Time
My father always told me that I was going to be a failure - I think he was more talking about himself, but I… — Frank Gehry Copy Share Image
My father was not a failure. After all, he was the father of a president of the United States. — Harry S Truman Copy Share Image
You learn as much from failure as from success, Dad always says. Though no one admires you for it. — Karen Joy Fowler Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, my dad would encourage my brother and I to fail. We would be sitting at the dinner table and… — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
When I was a child, my father used to encourage my brother and me to fail. At the dinner table, instead of asking about… — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
My dad encouraged us to fail. Growing up, he would ask us what we failed at that week. If we didn't have something, he… — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
Failure is not tied to money; it is a mindset. Failure is when we accept the lot we are given. — Simon Sinek Copy Share Image
Failure means that you would not, or could not, pay for success. Success is a matter of sale. It can (most often) be bought… — Charles Buxton Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Grandma, please. It’s okay. Dad’s doing a great job. I give him kudos for at least being calm and rational, and not losing his… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
As a family, we all loved the Flyers. To me, rooting for the Flyers were how I bonded with my dad especially. — Adam F. Goldberg Copy Share Image
My greatest memories as a kid were playing sports with my dad and watching sports with my dad. — Mark Teixeira Copy Share Image
Here I am, 11 years old, and these grown men have to give it everything they have to beat me. In one part of… — Karch Kiraly Copy Share Image
I always remember what my dad told me when I decided to turn into an actor. He was emphatic that whatever I do, I… — Karthi Copy Share Image
My mom and dad had the relationship that I want, and they were teammates. They were always equal 50/50. — Becca Kufrin Copy Share Image
The child who ran weeping to you with a cut finger is now brought home, smiling gamely, with a broken collarbone and incredible contusions-… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Most people are sensitized to animals through their cats and dogs, but for me it was a flounder. I used to go fishing with… — Dan Mathews Copy Share Image
I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad's room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
It's something he used to say when he was happy. It could be a very, very simple day. We might be sitting out on… — Jennifer Grant Copy Share Image
I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him… — David Spade Copy Share Image
