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“I like those Birthday reminders on Facebook because occasionally they…” quote by Green Monk — Download Open image

“I like those Birthday reminders on Facebook because occasionally they remind me of the friends I need to Delete.”

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Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing!

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When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them

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I would just like to point something out to you: the exit.

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Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects

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Sign on the abortion clinic: Don't kid yourself!

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Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes.

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That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times

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Bitch, I tweet like everyone hates me.

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May Lord bless you abundantly because a sweetheart like you deserves the best! Have a glorious and memorable Birthday!

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I've always taken care of myself, and I'm a non-conformist, so I don't accept the negativity that comes with birthdays.

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On Father's Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.

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I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat.

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