Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I wish Twitter would notify me when someone UN-followed me, that way I could go star it.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Twitter
Instead of following someone on twitter, you should try and follow your dreams. — Sabelo Mkhomazi Copy Share Image
When I started doing Twitter, I realised there were so many people following me who were going through the same thing I was going… — Gareth Thomas Copy Share Image
Sorry but after facebook I'm not going to twitter! I grew up to be a leader not a follower — Mikal Eguia Copy Share Image
Here is a strategy; Follow someone, they follow you back, you unfollow them. -A douchebag with mental issues on Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
On Twitter , we follow people but we don't know where they're going — Boat_Grandberry Copy Share Image
When you say 'follow me on Twitter,' and you get 10 million people to follow you - you just leveraged your influence to add… — Nipsey Hussle Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
