Funny Quote by Green Monk

I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in…

— Caroline Rhea

They can have my beer when they pry it out of my cold, dead hand.

— Ben Schwalb

People don't take enough advantage of the refrigerator door.

— Alex Guarnaschelli

When one door closes another door opens. Usually a refrigerator.

— Bonnie McFarlane

I love my refrigerator.

— Al Roker

Always store beer in a dark place.

— Robert A. Heinlein

I wish anyone in this world could go to his fridge and pick whatever he wants. Because the day you open your fridge and…

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

When the beer goes in strange things come out!..

— Anonymous

You never really realize how awesomely well stocked your parent's fridge is until you move away from home.

— Anonymous

At my house, I have a wine and beer fridge. It's got everything. The beer is at 38 degrees, and the wine is at…

— Molly Qerim

Even if I had a refrigerator with glass doors; I would still stand there with the door open

— Richie

Admit it. At some point in your life you've tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light turns off.

— Thegr81