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When I was a kid, I use to close the refrigerator slowly to see the light turns off.

— Anonymous

It's Funny But 90 Percent Of People At Some Point In Their Life Have Tried To Close The Fridge Slowly To See When The…

— Pacifiersucker

I do twenty minutes every time the refrigerator door opens and the light comes on.

— Debbie Reynolds

... I stare into the fridge. Like a mirrored image of myself. Cold and empty, and the lights come on only when you open…

— Hallgrimur Helgason

Never pride yourself on knowledge. Remember; even a head of iceberg lettuce knows more than you do. It knows whether or not that light…

— William Blake

My wife says when I go out to the refrigerator, I do three minutes (entertaining) when the light goes on!

— Davy Jones

I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in…

— Caroline Rhea

When I open a refrigerator door and the light goes on, I want to perform.

— Mickey Rooney

Insomnia’s different,” I said. It was hard to explain this to people. “You know the light that comes on when you open the refrigerator…

— Barbara Kingsolver

If we're not supposed to eat late, then why is there a light in the fridge?

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you open the fridge about 20 times and still can't find no food in it.

— Anonymous

Don't climb into a fridge. That's my advice.

— Sandi Toksvig