Funny facebook status Quote by Richie Download Open image “Even if I had a refrigerator with glass doors; I would still stand there with the door open” — Richie ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Refridgerator
If I were to look in you ferigerator....refridgefreetorator...fridge....what would I find? — Louis Tomlinson Copy Share Image
On a very local scale, a refrigerator is the center of the universe. On the inside is food essential to life, and on the… — Robert Fulghum Copy Share Image
You never really realize how awesomely well stocked your parent's fridge is until you move away from home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had never been in a supermarket before coming to America. At home, my parents wouldn't let me open the refrigerator, because they worried… — Wendi Deng Murdoch Copy Share Image
The thing about my fridge is, it's a family fridge, so there's a little of something everybody likes in there. — Martina McBride Copy Share Image
.this is exactly how Nice Guys operate, treating all encounters with women as a form of speed dating and then getting annoyed when its… — Richie Copy Share Image
I made this mistake in the past, and I wont make it again, or else I would be a dumb person — Richie Copy Share Image
Im the only one who knows that my heart can be as hard as stone & as soft as water — Richie Copy Share Image
Dear boys, Be the type of guy you would want your daughter to be with. Sincerely A FATHER — Richie Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image