Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I'm so handsome that every time I shop, the cashiers check me out!” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Time
I just cash in on the fact that I'm good looking, and I've got a nice figure and girls like me. — Sid Vicious Copy Share Image
I'm fabulous. I'm an incredible dresser, I've got buckets of money, I'm a hoot and a half and I got a killer rack. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dude you aint handsome, neither are you rich nor you have a good behaviour so how can you have a pocket full of girls huh?. Rather mine always empty ... Dafaq — Anonymous Copy Share
Im fabulous. Im an incredible dresser, Ive got buckets of money, Im a hoot and a half and I got a killer rack. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a drugstore beauty girl, I love going to the drugstore and buying makeup. — Melanie Fiona Copy Share Image
I'm a massive shopper. Topshop, Urban Outfitters - I'm pretty at home on the high street. — Sophie McShera Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
