Funny Quote by Green Monk

Linkedin invitations are like herpes...They pop up from time to time to remind you they still exist and nobody wants them.

— Anonymous

I hate when people send me LinkedIn requests.

— Jess Phillips

“One of the great things about LinkedIn is it isn’t the same kind of networking that happens at conventions, where you’re wearing a name…

— Melanie Pinola

Being solicited on LinkedIn is a real thing that happens.

— Whitney Wolfe Herd

Joining LinkedIn is like throwing sand into your email inbox.

— Nikhil Saluja

LinkedIn is a rather staid professional network, not some kind of dating site.

— Cathy Newman

You can't act like you've arrived when you're only just receiving the invitation.

— Sophia Amoruso

My belief and goal is that every professional in the world should be on a service liked LinkedIn.

— Reid Hoffman

“Go to LinkedIn and add 25 new connections each day.”

— Gabe Arnold

LinkedIn was an amazing deal for us to do because of their mission.

— Satya Nadella

It's so much unwanted interest in your privacy that you don't want to invite anymore.

— Natalie Portman

LinkedIn's got a little progress bar. It wants you to do things like sign up 10 of your friends. It does that near the…

— Jesse Schell