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When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something…

— Rita Rudner

My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.

— Nikhil Saluja

But all ladies think they weigh too much.

— Ogden Nash

Has she gained weight?

— Daisy Duck

When your significant other asks if she looks fat in an outfit...simply smile grab a random dress and say "Not as fat as you…

— Anonymous

Weight is an intensely personal, sensitive and often tricky issue for women and it is something women talk about a lot among themselves, usually…

— Katty Kay

In a normal job, if you gain or lose a few pounds, its no big deal. But in my business you have to tell…

— Jenna Fischer

I don't obsess about my weight. I just know I've got to watch it when my pants feel tight.

— Diane Kruger

“My girlfriend says I’m fat”

— Kevin Ma

I feel like it's always about how this girl stays thin, or what one girl is doing to another, and it shouldn't be that…

— Emily Ratajkowski

Certain woman will be jealous of how skinny you are, no matter what's causing it.

— Pamela Druckerman

We decided we don't use the term 'fat' for me. We use the term 'juicy' for me. My wife's fine with it, but the…

— Ike Barinholtz