Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Auto-correct can go to he'll” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto-correct is like 'I got nothing, man.' — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
It is said that one should not hesitate to correct himself when he has made a mistake. If he corrects himself without the least… — Yamamoto Tsunetomo Copy Share Image
I am not one of these people who instantly takes umbrage when he's corrected or - I love being corrected. — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
I want to go home. Then he mentally underlined the last sentence three times, rewrote it in huge letters in red ink, and circled… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
