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Rocko

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Rocko Rama is the titular main protagonist of the animated television series Rocko's Modern Life, the Netflix special Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling, and the comic book series of the same name.

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About Rocko

Rocko Rama is the titular main protagonist of the animated television series Rocko's Modern Life, the Netflix special Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling, and the comic book series of the same name. Carlos Alazraqui provided the voice of Rocko.

Biography source: Wikipedia

Quotes by Rocko

You really like her, you might wife her. I don't like her, so I one night her.

Marriage

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Well that's the nicest thing a beer induced hallucination has ever said to me.

Beer

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I swag it out, uh felt my swag. The shoes match the hat, the hat match my bag.

Swag

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You just do you, umma do me, umma do me, umma do me.

Just

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Aye who you wit? Frank ?n Roll best thing since the TV. Pay attention let me show you how to do me.

Best thing

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Just got a new school, that's what I'm used to. Suede around the panoramic equals clear view.

Clear view

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You wear Enyce, but I wear Louis. I drop 600 boys on these Guccis.

Fashion

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Yo' money funny, my money talk. While we talking money, look, this how money walk.

Funny money

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You like dancin?, I just two step You like to trick off, but I don't do that. You don't tote what, I…

Trick

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Playa why you limpin?? It could be two things, like what? Them fifteens or whole stacks in my blue jeans.

Blue jeans

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Aye Aye, the real want me rich. The haters want me po fuck em. Watchu tell em haters? Nope nope nope. No…

Money

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Nigga, get money today, get some more tomorrow. 745 today, Benz Coupe tomorrow. Nigga, play with me today he'll read about his…

Money

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What's that, new Dolces? These here chrome heart. You need a key for yours? Me, mine will auto-start. Man I talk to…

Auto

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You like the fo' door, me I just do two. If you ain't getting money, then I'm nothin' like you.

Getting money

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You wear Reebok, I wear Bally. You smoke Michy, I smoke Cali.

Wear Bally

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You make it sprinkle, I make it tsunami You get chump change, but I get money.

Change

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I'm from the ol' school, you from the new school. My ol' school cost more than your new school.

Education

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You in my rear view, yeah you history. First to second, two seconds, I love a six speed.

History

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Bad luck and (extreme) misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.

Bad luck

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That's last year's model, me, I'm in that new thing. Black flips, black sack, call 'em shoestrings.

Shoestrings

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Wanna see how it?s done? Then watch me do me. Watch me do me, watch me do me.

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GOT TIRED OF DREAMING I HAD TO LIVE IT I'M SO AMBITIOUS

Ambition

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These haters mad, you don't like it, then sue me. Wanna see how it?s done? Then watch me do me.

Haters

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The giant imaginary bottle of whiskey is with me.

Bottle

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That little green drink inspired hallucination is right!

Drink

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We gon' stunt, ball, like it's no tomorrow. Hit the mall, buy it all, like it's no tomorrow. Hit the club, party…

Every day

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