The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people — Eddie Murphy Copy Share Image
Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Congratulations on your job at the bank! Yes. You work for the bank. After taxes, your largest expense is your mortgage and… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
Money is like manure; it’s not worth a thing unless it’s spread around. — Brooke Astor Copy Share Image
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I'm so naive about finances. Once when my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn't understand, she had to explain:… — Brooke Shields Copy Share Image
My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it? — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If you're given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your… — Katharine Hepburn Copy Share Image
Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement'. Not so. No one was fooled — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died. — Malcolm Forbes Copy Share Image
I despise the Lottery. There's less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit on the head by… — Brian May Copy Share Image
It is good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good too, to check up once in… — George Horace Lorimer Copy Share Image
