It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I love America, but I can't spend the whole year here. I can't afford the taxes — Mick Jagger Copy Share Image
Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I'm prepared to forget it if they are. — Errol Flynn Copy Share Image
Tax deductible, That's what you are: Tax deductible. Just like my car, like a gift to local charity, you give my 1040 clarity — Steven Zelin Copy Share Image
You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending… — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free. — Taylor Mead Copy Share Image
They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it. — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
