Billions Quote by Milton Berle

The IRS wants you to use this form because it gets to keep most of your money. So unless you have pond silt for…

— Dave Barry

Consider Christmas - could Satan in his most malignant mood have devised a worse combination of graft plus bunkum than the system whereby several…

— Upton Sinclair

It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself…

— Dave Barry

My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?

— Milton Berle

“Funny how money speaks even more loudly than morals in this beautiful, superficial material world.”

— Rasheed Ogunlaru

We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules.

— Buzzie Bavasi

Money is like manure; it’s not worth a thing unless it’s spread around.

— Brooke Astor

Is funny how money changes situation

— Sniper

Congratulations on your job at the bank! Yes. You work for the bank. After taxes, your largest expense is your mortgage and credit-card debt.

— Robert Kiyosaki

The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you.

— George W. Bush

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

— Matt Groening

Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery.

— Charles Dickens