Bigs Quote by Milton Berle

If your dad is anything like mine, then you have no clue what to buy him for Father's Day. The only Father's Day tradition…

— Michael Showalter

If a child gives you a homemade gift, convince him it's your favorite gift of all.

— Anonymous

I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will…

— Rita Rudner

My father used to always give me a basketball, a skate board, and a bike every Christmas. That's all I wanted every year.

— Amar'e Stoudemire

The question on my husband's birthday is always, What do you get for the man who has nothing?

— Pamela Druckerman

What kind of Christmas present would Jesus ask Santa for?

— Salman Rushdie

The best gift from a father to his child is Education and Upbringing.

— Muhammad

My Dads birthday is today , and I still have nothing to give him what should I do ? he is turning 38 .…

— Briana Cantu

Give something to your child if you think he must give it later to those when they need it badly.

— Vikrant Parsai

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

— Fran Lebowitz

Your child is happy. What else could you want?

— Yannick Noah

What can you give a friend who has everything? Shelves.

— Patricia Marx