Car Quote by Steven Zelin

A genius is always on duty; even his dreams are tax deductible.

— Edward Abbey

“Generosity is not always tax deductible.”

— Ken Solts

“Bribes over two dollars are tax deductible”

— Melina Marchetta

A charity ball is like a dance except it's tax deductible.

— P. J. O'Rourke

I don't think meals have any business being deductible. I'm for separation of calories and corporations.

— Ralph Nader

Life gets weird enough without having to worry about whether you are covered for this or have to have a deductible for that, so…

— Finn Wolfhard

Here is my best advice on the matter of deductibles: just count off on your fingers all the items that you suspect might be…

— W. C. Fields

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

— Andy Warhol

I wish complaining about taxes was tax deductible.

— Anonymous

“owning an income property means that the interest on the mortgage payments is also tax deductible.”

— Dwayne Brown

“I've told you, there's no point keeping those. They're not tax-deductible,' my dad thundered. 'I think you'll find they are,' raged my mum like…

— Alan Partridge

Advertising is tax deductible, so we all pay for the privilege of being manipulated and controlled.

— Noam Chomsky

I like buying clothes, especially as I get a tax-deductible allowance.

— Wendy Cope

Being popular is the most important thing in the world!

— Homer

It's money. I remember it from when I was single

— Billy Crystal