Adages Quote by Steven Wright

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,…

— Steven Wright

For a while I didn't have a car . . . I had a helicopter . . . no place to park it, so…

— Steven Wright

I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I…

— Steven Wright

I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.

— Steven Wright

I returned to New Orleans and my problems with pari-mutuel windows and a dark-haired, milk-skinned wife from Martinique who went home with men from…

— Anonymous

Over the past 30 years, hand grenades, tanks, fighter jets, missiles, helicopters and assault rifles have replaced traditional floral patterns in rug making and…

— Henri Cole

One of the things I think is very likely is that with the prospects of robust fiscal stimulus in response to voters mad as…

— Gary Shilling

I'm quite scared of flying, and especially helicopters, I don't like them at all.

— Heidi Klum

Now that I have kids, I'm probably more overprotective than I've ever been. My wife's nickname for me is 'red alert.' I sometimes check…

— Matt Damon

I'm sad that my childhood came just slightly before the lithium-ion-battery boom, because I would've killed for the cheap radio-controlled helicopters they have now.

— Randall Munroe

She was standing in the airport of Copenhagen, staring at a doorway, trying to figure out if it was (a) a bathroom and (b)…

— Maureen Johnson

If I sleep for more than half an hour, I get horrible dreams in which I'm firing a gun and helicopters are coming down.

— Emmanuel Jal