Beer Quote by Rocko Download Open image “Well that's the nicest thing a beer induced hallucination has ever said to me.” — Rocko ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Beer Hallucinations Said Wells
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“Beer's nice for being glad and dizzy, and sometimes for the mystery and stuff, but the happy that comes out of a beer can… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“Beer can lead men to think they're mighty and foul-mouthed women to believe themselves amusing and hip.” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
While beer brings gladness, don't forget That water only makes you wet! — Harry Leon Wilson Copy Share Image
I have enormous respect for beer. It gives better sight to dull senses and intensifies latent ability. — John Nash Copy Share Image
Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Beer is a gift from the goddesses, a soothing balm given our species to bring joy and comfort in compensation for the curse of… — Alan D. Eames Copy Share Image
The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn't know me. They wouldn't drink or move when I sang. If they had their… — Ethel Waters Copy Share Image
There are only two times when I drink beer, when I'm alone and when I'm with someone else. — A A Milne Copy Share Image
That's last year's model, me, I'm in that new thing. Black flips, black sack, call 'em shoestrings. — Rocko Copy Share Image
Nigga, get money today, get some more tomorrow. 745 today, Benz Coupe tomorrow. Nigga, play with me today he'll read about his ex tomorrow.… — Rocko Copy Share Image
You make it sprinkle, I make it tsunami You get chump change, but I get money. — Rocko Copy Share Image
What's that, new Dolces? These here chrome heart. You need a key for yours? Me, mine will auto-start. Man I talk to the car,… — Rocko Copy Share Image
You like dancin?, I just two step You like to trick off, but I don't do that. You don't tote what, I keep that… — Rocko Copy Share Image
I swag it out, uh felt my swag. The shoes match the hat, the hat match my bag. — Rocko Copy Share Image
You really like her, you might wife her. I don't like her, so I one night her. — Rocko Copy Share Image
You like the fo' door, me I just do two. If you ain't getting money, then I'm nothin' like you. — Rocko Copy Share Image
Playa why you limpin?? It could be two things, like what? Them fifteens or whole stacks in my blue jeans. — Rocko Copy Share Image
You in my rear view, yeah you history. First to second, two seconds, I love a six speed. — Rocko Copy Share Image
Yo' money funny, my money talk. While we talking money, look, this how money walk. — Rocko Copy Share Image
On Sundays, that's my pig out day and I do the pizza and the beer. — Victoria Silvstedt Copy Share Image
You're getting into some kind of shape, cop." Aw, come on, now." Butch grinned. "Don't let that shower we took go to your head."… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home because my… — Danny Brown Copy Share Image
I'm 12 years sober, so I don't have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale! — Kristin Davis Copy Share Image
I can get along great with the Hispanics. In fact, I sure would like to meet them, even the politicians, maybe in the back… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been… — John Daly Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There's nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves. — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
Good films are not made by accident, nor is good photography. You can have good things happen, on occasion, by accident that can be… — Gordon Willis Copy Share Image