Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Earthquakes are stretchmarks for earth.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Nature
Earthquakes traveling through the interior of the globe are like so many messengers sent out to explore a new land. The messages are constantly… — Reginald Aldworth Daly Copy Share Image
Earthquakes may be brought about because wind is caught up in the earth, so the earth is dislocated in small masses and is continually… — Epicurus Copy Share Image
It takes an earthquake to remind us that we walk on the crust of an unfinished planet. — Charles Kuralt Copy Share Image
The line between inner and outer landscapes is breaking down. Earthquakes can result from seismic upheavals within the human mind. The whole random universe… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Strange and mysterious things, though, aren't they - earthquakes? We take it for granted that the earth beneath our feet is solid and stationary.… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Earthquakes would be great if they could hit specific areas, like the parent lounge at a children's beauty pageant. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Http://ctrlq.org/earthquakes/seismograph.html Link to detect earthquake. This act may save many lives by staying aware. — Saayasum Copy Share Image
“considered earthquakes and decided they were the result of air trapped inside the earth that had sought a way out, a form of geological… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
“It is slow, gradual pressure that is the formula for both genius and earthquakes. Life tells us our secrets in these cracks, the way… — James Curcio Copy Share Image
Once you have been in an earthquake you know, even if you survive without a scratch, that like a stroke in the heart, it… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
Shortly after the 2004 Indonesian earthquake, I read that the earthquake had affected the rotation of the earth, shortening the length of our 24-hour… — Karen Thompson Walker Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
