Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Making a baby cry is as easy as taking candy from a baby.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth,… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
One way to make a baby cry is to expose it to cries of other babies. There's sort of contagiousness to the crying. It's… — Paul Bloom Copy Share Image
'Cry Baby' is like this fairytale version of me. A lot of it is based on real events, and some of it is made… — Melanie Martinez Copy Share Image
Crying babies are like good intentions: Both should be carried out immediately! — Brigham Young Copy Share Image
I cried the first time as a newborn from hunger; since then I've had many more reasons to cry — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
It's a hard place this world can be. No wonder a baby cries coming in to it. Tears from the start — Ron Rash Copy Share Image
“A baby’s crying is biologically designed to motivate us to stop it.” — Gabrielle Palmer Copy Share Image
There is a lot of advice on baby feeding, but almost nothing on how to help crying babies. — Harvey Karp Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
