Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Pretty good
I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview… — Dan Hicks Copy Share Image
I've got to be a little more careful. A little more careful about what I say. Don't have too many drinks. — Bill Foley Copy Share Image
This is the way I look when I'm sober. It's enough to make a person drink, don't you say? — Lee Remick Copy Share Image
This is the way I look when I'm sober. That's enough to make a person drink, wouldn't you say? — James Pinckney Miller Copy Share Image
I wanted to try this new drink: That's all we do, isn't it - look at things and try new drinks? — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I've got to be aware of what's going on. I can't drink too much or make a fool of myself. — Judd Trump Copy Share Image
I don't drink anymore. That's a huge - that's a massive - difference in my life. It's made a huge change in my touring. — Ladyhawke Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
