Don't be sad if a person prefers another person over you. Because you can't convince a m0nkey that honey is m0re sweeter… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Comic Sans walked into a bar. The bartender frowned and said, We don't serve your type here. — Green Monk Comic sans Copy Share Image
Some women are so bored with sex, they only moan during commercial breaks ! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Everything was going well for them... and BAM! they got married.. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I want my tombstone to read YOU ARE HERE with a red arrow pointing down. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Whenever I get sick, I get my immune system drunk so it will fight anything. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Why do we spend so much money on clothes when the best moments of our life are spent without them? — Green Monk Fashion Copy Share Image
If you don't see it with your eyes, don't invent it with your mouth... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I swapped my neighbor's newspaper with last years newspaper from the same date. He didn't even notice! — Green Monk April fools day Copy Share Image
To understand a woman, you have to listen to her when she is looking at you, not when she is talking... — Green Monk Communication Copy Share Image
People don't come into your life by accident. Everyone that crosses your path serves a purpose — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Love is a complicated peice of machinery. Sometimes all you need is a good hammershot to fix it. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Dear ugly people, if you ever feel that you hate your life, don't worry, you are not alone. I hate your life… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
People get so defensive and immediately start denying it if you dare accuse them of snoring. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I think the stomach is the most intelligent part of the body,Its smart enough to send the burps to the mouth and… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I do not take selfies. I photo bomb my phone while it's taking pictures of itself in the mirror. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A little ego is good. It prevents you from making a complete fool of yourself. But a little more ego has the… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
